Thursday, August 23, 2007
Midget Bullfighting
This is video of your typical day at the rodeo. A midget decides to conquer a bull and discovers his nubby little hands and feet are not quick enough.
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Honktionary
- "Like a midget at a urinal, you're gonna have to stay on your toes"
- Cincinnati Bengal: good uniform, terrible helmet. Ex. That girl is a cincinnati bengal.
- Cougar: a single attractive female between 30-40 years old, who prefers younger men.
- Crazy as a Shit house rat: Phrase used to describe someone who is mentally unstable. Ex. Jim is out of his mind, he's as crazy as a shit house rat.
- Irish Alzheimers: Forget everything except the grudges.
- Irish Exit: leaving a social setting without properly saying goodbye.
- Meathooks: term used to refer to someone with abnormally large and or fat hands or fingers.
- Milk & Honey: used to refer to something as sweet, awesome, or generally enjoyable. Ex. That ballgame was milk and honey.
- Panther: a single attractive female between 40-50 years old, who prefers younger men.
- Scare a hungry dog off a meatwagon: Phrase used when describing an atrocious looking person. Ex. She's so ugly she could scare a hungry dog off a meatwagon."
- Silverback: a single attractive female over 60 years old, who prefers younger men.
- Squatter: someone is always at one particular place, but doesn't actually contribute to that particular place. Ex. Bob Wiley has been squatting at your apartment for 3 weeks now.
- Throw nickels around like manhole covers: Phrase used to exude complete cheapness. Ex. Don throws nickels around like manhole covers, that's why he still has his first communion money.
- Wavey: smell to the point of pure disgust. Ex. Oh my god who farted? That's some wavey shit.
ESPN Feed: Bill Simmons
What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Top 5 Things I Hate
- 1. Sweating
- 2. People you think they are better than you
- 3. Dumbasses
- 4. People who can't drive
- 5. Meatloaf, coleslaw, & baked beans
Celebiscuits
- 1. Evangeline Lilly
- 2. Megan Fox
- 3. Isla Fisher (Stage 5 clinger, Wedding Crashers)
- 4. Rachel McAdams
- 5. Lindsey Lohan
Blow It Out Your Ass! (Weekly Rant)
- How come if you habitually clean your ears you end up going deaf?
- What's the bathroom etiquette at work? If I don't normally talk to you, why would I talk you when I'm doing my business?
- When an MLB game goes to extra innings, the stadium should re-open beer sales.
- Why do people feel they need make out and grope in public? Get a room!
- Why do people refuse to flush public toilets? How hard is it? Seriously!
- Why do hillbilly's feel they should pass their inbreeding and utter trash onto to their kin?
Sauce of the Week
- BW3 Spicy Garlic wing sauce (if I had an IV drip of this delicious sauce, I'd die a happy man)
- Heinz 57 Organic Ketchup (tastes just like McDonalds ketchup...McTasty)
- Heirloom Tomato Salsa 2007 from RiverValley Kitchens (best salsa I've had in my life, ate a whole jar in a sitting)
- Stadium Mustard (greatest mustard ever invented, excellcent on hot dogs, brats, burgers, pretzels or straight out of the bottle)
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- Best Game Ever
- Denis Leary
- Celebrity Buttplugs
- NFL Fantasy Files Marques Colston -Real or Faked?
- NFL Fantasy File: Marc Bulger
- Midget Bullfighting
- Gay-Rod
- The female Peter Griffin
- Mike Vick's Dog Toy
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About Me
- Honk
- I'm a Capricorn who enjoys long walks on the beach, skipping stones, and spelunking.
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