Yikes!! Looks like a female Peter Griffin from Family Guy. It looks like she kicks ass like Jason Bourne. Oh, check out the meathooks on her, she could destroy some lobster. When she cracks her knuckles, children take cover.
"Like a midget at a urinal, you're gonna have to stay on your toes"
Cincinnati Bengal: good uniform, terrible helmet. Ex. That girl is a cincinnati bengal.
Cougar: a single attractive female between 30-40 years old, who prefers younger men.
Crazy as a Shit house rat: Phrase used to describe someone who is mentally unstable. Ex. Jim is out of his mind, he's as crazy as a shit house rat.
Irish Alzheimers: Forget everything except the grudges.
Irish Exit: leaving a social setting without properly saying goodbye.
Meathooks: term used to refer to someone with abnormally large and or fat hands or fingers.
Milk & Honey: used to refer to something as sweet, awesome, or generally enjoyable. Ex. That ballgame was milk and honey.
Panther: a single attractive female between 40-50 years old, who prefers younger men.
Scare a hungry dog off a meatwagon: Phrase used when describing an atrocious looking person. Ex. She's so ugly she could scare a hungry dog off a meatwagon."
Silverback: a single attractive female over 60 years old, who prefers younger men.
Squatter: someone is always at one particular place, but doesn't actually contribute to that particular place. Ex. Bob Wiley has been squatting at your apartment for 3 weeks now.
Throw nickels around like manhole covers: Phrase used to exude complete cheapness. Ex. Don throws nickels around like manhole covers, that's why he still has his first communion money.
Wavey: smell to the point of pure disgust. Ex. Oh my god who farted? That's some wavey shit.
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