Calling all degenerate losers, now is the time! Get your books, sheets, tapes and phones in order. Give Mario the bookie a call or log onto your favorite online site--it's NFL pre-season time. It's the time where you can really make out and finally stick it to your bookie. All those times Martin Grammatica missed an extra point or Derrick Brooks pulls a pick 6 in the 4th quarter to blow the spread. Now you can place your faith in a bunch of scrubs, who are trying to live the dream but should be parking cars at the stadium.
It's so logical, Seahawks are playing the Vikings on Thursday night, Seattle is getting 7 points at home...."win me my fucking money!" The Seahawks have this 3rd string QB from Mississippi Valley State, who no one has ever heard of, besides maybe Mel "I know everything" Kiper, who can throw the ball 60 yards from his knees. You throw down a yard on the Seahawks getting 7. Not knowing your stud 3rd string QB, is not quite the stud with the ladies. He just caught a case of crabs from some skank who messed around with Ron Mexico(Mike Vick). Weird?!?! Vikings 30 Seahawks 17. It so it begins, the football betting season. Always chasing it.
Good luck to all of you! I'll be constantly entertained by your theories, strategies, and systems.
Bronco's at home with the mile high air...it's a lock!
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