Alex Trebek is the host of the popular game show Jeopardy. This is a great show. However, Trebek needs a ballbat to the dome. His smug, condiscending demeanor and attitude makes me want to vomit. I guarantee if it wasn't for the index cards supplied to him he would have no idea what any of the answers are. This Canadian piece of shit treats the guests like absolute morons when they answer a question incorrectly. My personal favorite is when someone mispronounces the answer and Alex so rudely corrects them. Or if the contestant doesn't say "What is" or better yet, if the contestant does answer 'what is' and Alex chimes in with "No Who is, not what is". You know what, this contestant got the right answer, don't be an asshole and give them the $200 they deserve. Alex, a caning is in order.
First, Alex you have no clue what the answer is, let alone be able to pronounce the answer correctly. Second, you wouldn't even be able to buzz in on time because the clicker would fall through your hands because of all the gel from your jerry-curl afro perm. Oh and guess what, when you interview the contestants and they tell paint dryingly dull stories I don't need your side comments about your days growing up in Canada, or the weekend you spent in the Galapagos Islands, or your collection of stamps--seriously come on spare me.
And who's Johnny?!?!? I've never seen this Oz like figure who has all answers. Maybe Johnny should tell our friend Alex that he is a two-bit hack who should be parking cars at the stadium.
"Foods that begin with the letter 'Q'"
Quince
Quesh
Quayle
Fuck you Alex!
1 comment:
right on honk!! most people that read your take on alex will agree. you may have to place a super large order with louisville slugger for ball bats. keep it comming
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