malibu talks about his injury

Malibu from American Gladiators explains his passion for brew and women...fantastic. This is epic bro! This guy is probably chasing the dragon in a half-way house in Santa Monica. He also got turned down as an extra in the 1989 surfing movie Point Break. Bummer dude!

PRISON THRILLER!

Check out these Filipino inmates doing a re-make of Michael Jackson's Thriller video. Whatever happen to lifting weights when your in the clink? What a bunch of bitches! I wonder if the "girl" is wearing her regular attire.

Paula Abdul Has a Bratz Meltdown

What a psycho! It's so funny to watch her lose it. She's crazy as a shit house rat!

Lohan

This chick is unbelieveable. She is a constant train wreck, its awesome. First, she discovers she's a lesbian with some butch looking DJ. Now she just got busted with a DUI plus cops found coke on her when she got arrested. I'm a little disappointed by the mug shot....Nick Nolte's was way better

C-Rayz Walz

Check out this link. I was hanging with this dude last weekend. He's toured with the Wu-Tang Clan. He was also on an episode of MTV's show Made, tried to show some dude how to rap. I gave the dude a big ups and I don't think he liked me slapping him on the back. Can't win em all.

The Dude abides

Check out this link to the 6th annual Lebowski Fest this weekend in Louisville. I'm going to go to this one year. Who's coming with me? I think I'll go as Walter Sobcheck. By far one of the best movies ever made. Absolutely classic, this movie never gets old.


"This isn't Nam, there are rules!"

Why I'm ashamed to be a Cleveland sports fan

I've been born and raised in Cleveland and have cheered and cried over all sports Cleveland and will continue until the day I die. This city has experienced the Drive, the Fumble, the Shot, and the Blown Save. It's the most tortured sports city in America, with the longest professional championship drought. Yet every year I root for the Browns, Cavs, and Indians.

I am absolutely sickened by the fact that Indians fans boo Jim Thome. What a fucking travesty! Thome is the all-time home run leader for the Indians. He is one of the best ambassadors for the game of baseball and most loved Cleveland sports athletes. Thome is apart of the holy trinity of Cleveland sports: Thome, Bernie Kosar, and Mark Price. These three extraordinary men could run for mayor of the city and win in a landslide.


Jim Thome is no Albert Belle!
So why do Indian fans continue to boo Thome? Well guess what uniformed Indians fans, I am not a fair-weather fan. I remember when Thome was brought up from the minors and couldn't make the throw from third base. When Thome couldn't hit a breaking ball. He worked his ass off and become an All-Star and future Hall of Famer. Thome, was so beloved because Cleveland could easily relate to him. He's a blue collar, hard-working, whiskey drinking stand-up guy.

Thome was the main force beyond the powerful teams of the 90's. He continues to live in the Cleveland area and expressed his interest in going back to Cleveland. If anything, fans should boo ownership for thier continual lack of desire to produce a championship. The owners refuse to spend money. It's not Thome's fault, the Indians were going to erect a statue of Thome and name a city street after him.
Why don't those assholes drive to Cooperstown, NY and boo Thome during his induction into the Hall of Fame, while he's proudly sporting Chief Wahoo. Otherwise shut your pie-hole.

And I will be getting another tattoo. When the Indians win the World Series I'll get a Chief Wahoo tat.

Running of the Bulls (video)

This is a link about the Lenahan brothers (who I grew up with)running with the bulls. It's the first time in the 83 year history a bull has gored 2 people at the same time. Way to go Mike, stay up!

What?!?!?

I took this picture with my phone when I was at Pitchfork Music festival. Do they still make fanny-packs? Check out these 2 winners. Rocking fanny-packs, oh and don't miss the jean shorts.

Only Ms. New Jersey

Here she comes Miss America!
These pictures surfaced of Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo. What a babe! Supposedly someone was trying to blackmail her and ruin her chances at the Miss America. Looks like she gets after it pretty good. Only in New Jersey do you find such a classy young lady.

The only good thing to come out of Jersey is Bruce Springsteen......And now Amy Polumbo!

Self-Defense

Check out this self-defense video, with the weekend just around the corner here are some helpful hints from Bas Rutten of the UFC. Just in case shit gets crazy, you'll be able to defend yourself in a bar fight. This is quality, yet he doesn't fully utilize the ashtray punch.

"People really underestimate the kick to the groin"

Farley

Check out this baby, looks like Chris Farley. "Tommy like wingy"

Dirty Girls (Rob & Big Black)

This is hysterical!! This is the music video from the MTV show Rob & Big--one of the funniest TV shows going right now. My favorite is Big Black rapping on the toilet with the girl in the background waving the TP.

Butter

Who knew butter could be so resourceful.

Midgets (click here)

God Damn! Midgets are awesome. There's nothing better than watching 2 little people beat the shit out of each other.


Where's that babe from mini Kiss??

Farts

This is funny! Back in the day I could throw flame like this. Farting is so juvenile but I always laugh.

Why Alex Trebek needs an ass beating

Alex Trebek is the host of the popular game show Jeopardy. This is a great show. However, Trebek needs a ballbat to the dome. His smug, condiscending demeanor and attitude makes me want to vomit. I guarantee if it wasn't for the index cards supplied to him he would have no idea what any of the answers are. This Canadian piece of shit treats the guests like absolute morons when they answer a question incorrectly. My personal favorite is when someone mispronounces the answer and Alex so rudely corrects them. Or if the contestant doesn't say "What is" or better yet, if the contestant does answer 'what is' and Alex chimes in with "No Who is, not what is". You know what, this contestant got the right answer, don't be an asshole and give them the $200 they deserve. Alex, a caning is in order.



First, Alex you have no clue what the answer is, let alone be able to pronounce the answer correctly. Second, you wouldn't even be able to buzz in on time because the clicker would fall through your hands because of all the gel from your jerry-curl afro perm. Oh and guess what, when you interview the contestants and they tell paint dryingly dull stories I don't need your side comments about your days growing up in Canada, or the weekend you spent in the Galapagos Islands, or your collection of stamps--seriously come on spare me.


And who's Johnny?!?!? I've never seen this Oz like figure who has all answers. Maybe Johnny should tell our friend Alex that he is a two-bit hack who should be parking cars at the stadium.


"Foods that begin with the letter 'Q'"
Quince
Quesh
Quayle


Fuck you Alex!

Hillbilly's

Hillbilly's seem to amaze me the older I get. For Example, I went to the Taste of Chicago, which is the breeding ground for hillbilly activitity. Let me paint this picture, this guy was 45 years old with a White Sox jersey and his one eye was crossed because he was so hammered. A slack-jawed Cleatus approached me, while I was thoroughly enjoying some chicken wings and asked me to buy some beer for him and his son, who was maybe 16. Because of my love for food, particularly wings, I ignored him and continued chowing. But my friend agreed to buy him beer because I guess a 2 beer minimum is just not enough for a good father-son bonding experience.


So I awkwardly agreed and bought 2 beers with his tickets. Therefore, I was an intregal part in this hillbilly's bonding session to pass along his trash and overall inappropriateness to his son.

Can't Stand Ya!

Costanza is by far the greatest character ever invented. Paranoid, nuerotic, insecure, and judgemental....classic.

"The sea was angry that day my friend. Like an old man sending soup back at a deli."